Sunday, December 16, 2007

Mommy's Twelve Days of Christmas


1.On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
2.On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two days to sleep in and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
3.On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
4.One the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
5.On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with poopy.
6.On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed, four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
7.On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed, four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two mornings to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
8.On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me hours of scrap booking, seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
9.On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine movies of my choice. Eight hours of scrap booking, seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
10.On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten fingers massaging, nine movies of my choice, eight hours of scrap booking, seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
11.On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven nights of putting the kids to bed, ten fingers massaging, nine movies of my choice, eight hours of scrap booking, seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy.
12.On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a twelve days in Hawaii, eleven nights of putting the kids to bed, ten fingers massaging, nine movies of my choice, eight hours of scrap booking, seven dinners made, six big fat hugs, five more feet of room on the bed. Four nights of quiet, three glorious kids, two days to sleep in, and changing Emily's diaper with a poopy!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Steph, you're loosing it!

Nate