This Monday is Ben's 7th birthday. Time flies. Anyway, the other night I had a dream. In my dream I was at walmart where there were teachers with their classroom pets. One of the teachers had two tree frogs. I was so excited to hold these and play with them. I woke up and I thought, Ben needs a pet. So, tonight, for his birthday he went to Petco and found a hamster. . . which he lovingly name Orie. . . short for orange because his hamster is kind of orange. This is also Ben's favorite color. We actually went to Pets Mart first but they only carried female hamsters. I was thinking that Ben wouldn't know the difference but he can read. He found no "male" hamsters. So we had to go to another store. A boy needs a boy pet. We have all spent the evening facinated by Orie's amazing feats. He is quite talented and can even hang from the top of his cage grasping on with all fours. Ben says this is the best present he has ever had. I think it kind of stinks. . . literally. But Orie is a great present.
Sorry about the X rated nature of this photo. At first I thought that Orie was relieving himself but then after several of the same shots it dawned on me that maybe Orie is just well endowed.
5 comments:
You are seriously the funnest (did I really just say "funnest"?) mom ever. And, I almost sprayed Purple Turtle milkshake all over my computer from laughing about that last picture.
Seriously that Orie Story was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Orie is pretty cute, however, that last pic is the absolute reason why I will never own a male pet. I can not handle pets that are endowed.
But on another note - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!!
I love it when I feel like a good mom. The teaparty idea is very cute :) I'll have to copy you on that one.
That last picture would have been fine if you didn't say anything about it (a tail, maybe?)...but now I'm grossed out. We used to have this dog....... ugh.
I am with whoever made the no endowed pets remark. It grosses me out. But then all animals eventually gross me out endowed or not. Good luck with the hamster.
Wow! 7 already. I hate how fast time flies. Your kids are very cute!
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